This is the first difficult blog post. Not sure what I should be saying?? Here I am lying on my bed thinking what the fuck can I type to make me stand out from all of the others.
I guess the only thing I can do is be me. That is what
most of the popular bloggers tell you. But I have a feeling I may regret it because the real me is not to everyone’s taste!
I swear a lot. And these blogs will have swearing in them. So if you are easily offended then you best quit now while you’re ahead.
So why follow me? I will have a lot of funny moments to tell you about, and also a lot of serious moments to tell you about. I am 38 years old. Actually fuck no I am still 37…Jesus wishing my life away..I am originally Irish but been living in Leeds for nearly 20 years. I am not going to bore you with my background…the whole fuckin Catholic upbringing and all that shite, I am who I am today. Which is a first time mummy last October. I will blog about my anxieties and phobias…and my life so far as a first time mum, because I think I have a good story to tell.
I am remaining anonymous for now. Fuck can you imagine if I got really fuckin famous or rich then I wouldn’t have to tell anyone ha ha. No no I just want to keep this anonymous for now because there are some fuckin weirdos out there and I could have my own mummy reading my blog which is NOT what I currently want.
So go on….follow me…fuckin follow my Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and I swear to you I will try to keep you entertained as well as tell you stories which you will relate to as a new mum as well as my advice for the first time mothers out there. It’s fucking scary shit…but my God it is so worth it!!